(via wisdomofcarlin)
God…If you are up there…can you maybe send down some brains or intelligence or shit while I am talking to myself…how about some honesty for your followers.
Church creates more worries than it solves. I cannot have a bad thought, I cannot think about having sex, I cannot think about anything except for God.
Very hard to do when you live on planet Earth.
PS...You now need permission to delete a kick ass blog about George Carlin.