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(this post was reblogged from georgecarlinsaidit)
Another crime against society, hyphenated names. Hey lady, pick a fucking name, would you please? Pick a fucking name. “Hi, I’m Emily Jericho-Fordescu”, Hi, I’m George Jerk-Me-Off-Fuck-You-Too. You don’t acquire personal dignity by adding a name to your name. Feminists think it’s a radical act, it’s not. Castrating a guy in a parking lot with a Coke bottle is a radical act. Hyphenating your name is pretentious bullshit.
George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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