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Another crime against society, hyphenated names. Hey lady, pick a fucking name, would you please? Pick a fucking name. “Hi, I’m Emily Jericho-Fordescu”, Hi, I’m George Jerk-Me-Off-Fuck-You-Too. You don’t acquire personal dignity by adding a name to your name. Feminists think it’s a radical act, it’s not. Castrating a guy in a parking lot with a Coke bottle is a radical act. Hyphenating your name is pretentious bullshit.
George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)

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I hate our education system. Brainless drones.  Click for high-res photo

I hate our education system. Brainless drones. 

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brooklynmutt: “I don’t know who Miss Daisy there thinks she’s talking to.” - Bill Maher Both sides win in Brewer-Obama tiff - Jan Brewer - Salon Everyone should be bitching at Obama for allowing this if you are really upset. She obviously is capable of this.

brooklynmutt:

“I don’t know who Miss Daisy there thinks she’s talking to.” - Bill Maher

Both sides win in Brewer-Obama tiff - Jan Brewer - Salon

Everyone should be bitching at Obama for allowing this if you are really upset. She obviously is capable of this.

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Love yourself and eveything else falls into line. You really do have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
Lucille Ball (via eloquentandhonest)
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There is nothing wrong with the world. It’s the people within the world.
Sam Falconieri

Euthanasia and assisted suicide should be banned in every country in the Continent, the Council of Europe has ruled.

atheism-:

Your opinion?

Helping someone to kill themselves should never be wrong if they cannot do it themselves or wish to go peacefully.

Any answer other than this I think “you want to control my death too?”

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tastefullyoffensive: via You are very optimistic if you think it lasted that long.

tastefullyoffensive:

via

You are very optimistic if you think it lasted that long.

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I suppose it is out of laziness that the world is the same day after day.
Jean-Paul Sartre (Nausea)

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Smoke’m if you got them.

Smoke’m if you got them.

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True.

True.

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Always a crazy asshole screaming about Jesus at MacWorld. Click for high-res photo

Always a crazy asshole screaming about Jesus at MacWorld.

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ultimaterealities:

“Because I’m praying for mayhem
And I’m praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right in and down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away”

-TOOL-

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