“I feel a sense of betrayal from 3 sources. Religion, the nation and the species.” — George Carlin
We all know religion is bullshit. The question then is, what else is bullshit? We will first start with religion.
Bringing us one step closer to a world with no religion (non religion).
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There are a few blogs that I call mine on this lovely service. FuckYeahBeer! is mine.
Running that blog has brought me into the “craft beer” world which is filled with assholes, hipsters, dumb people and people so drunk, they cannot stand up.
Anyway…..These bartenders that work in the place are obviously very pretty or attractive,::coughs:: GORGEOUS, but I would put them up there with people ” who mother fucking love beer”. One of them kind of runs the joint and the others are experienced, bartenders who drink beer. The one that runs the place, I’d hire her in a second just for her love and knowledge of beer.
Every dip shit tries to test them because they are women and beautiful; obviously, this cannot exist in a person. And they are so sweet about it too.
But as I have been spending most of my time and money here, I’ve been paying attention to how the male customers talk to a gorgeous woman who are the bartenders. First and fore most, they are “objects” and get the worst pickup lines ever. Second, once you know they truly love beer, they then become something to “test”.
I’m actually not the only one that is like this. The “regulars” of this bar actually all band together and make sure every single one of these bartenders are safe since they are the only ones here. The regulars are the bodyguards and bouncers of this place. Not to mention, pretty much the owners since we spend tons here. We exchange stories of dumb drunk guys who tried to either test their knowledge, got out of line with them and or tried to hit on them.
Last night when I made that post, someone wanted to convince one of the bartenders to go to Brazil and work for him in his “brewery”. He first started to say, “I didn’t know women like beer”. I being the loud out spoken asshole that I am, jumped right into that conversation and said, “that is the most sexist thing I have ever heard. Why would women not like beer? Is it because in Budweiser ads they are pouring it on their tits?” He shut the fuck up pretty quick after that.
This post is about a few things. One, how awesome these bartenders are, two, how stupid men are(self included), three, how much sex plays in the minds of men(self included), four, how much I really need to get the fuck out of this place because I’m going to rip someones head off if they even think of talking to these women like that ever again.